Thursday, February 20, 2014

Anyone can be a photographer.. Don't believe me? Read on..

With everyone being so connected via this awesome tool- "Internet"- the world sure seems like its shrunk!!

And being an ardent fan and a regular user of this medium, I have noticed these "in your face" fads over a period of time!One such prominent trend being- Photography.

Well, what do you need to become a self proclaimed world famous photographer? Let me take you through an easy, 6 step process to get to this.

1. Buy a DSLR - Who cares which brand- you're mostly going to be using it in Auto mode. But yes, it's important you put it up on all your social media accounts to discuss which model - Nikon D7000 vs Canon EOS 7D. This will give a good heads up to people about your interest in photography & also subtly letting them know about your investment :-P

2. Now is the difficult part- You need to find poor, dirty looking children, old people. (This will sure be a difficult task). Click their close up faces- from ALL angles, listen carefully ALL angles. The more forehead wrinkles & flowing noses you click the better!

3. Once the human faces is done, find flowers and animals. Whatever you see click click click.



4. Now, concentrate on all the non living things- anything, everything. All the things around you like a door knob, chipped table leg, dog food bowl, bucket & mug, anything. Like anything. No I'm not kidding anything!

5. Process all these photos on photoshop/ picassa or even a cheap online tool. And put your watermark without fail.

6. Then create a facebook page in this format - YourNamePhotography. This one never fails. There would be over 1000000000 people with this as their page name :-)

Now, you are ready to go all out & SPAM people's timelines :-)

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